News And Other Atrocities
in which i make promises i can't keep about things i won't do
Fucking hellcats.
People expect you to announce things that you want to happen in advance, as though you actually expect them to happen?
Since I am not prophetically inclined or In Charge, you should take anything recorded in this section with a pinch of salt...
(thrown over your left shoulder with a muttered imprecation directed at the malign spirit that haunts the flux and flow of your life)
...unless of course there's a date attached to it, in which case you can assume that someone is making me do stuff against my will and you should call the authorities.
They won't do anything, of course, except laugh. Sometimes the laughter sounds like the wind on the desert at night. Isn't that strange?
I see you, you know. I know what you did.
The Uncanny Valley is now online...
I'm blogging on a separate platform, www.unheimlich.co.uk, under the apposite heading The Uncanny Valley. This is for my sanity as much as it is for anything else, but if you're interested in anything else on this site... well, that may interest you too.
Link below, or at the top of this site (for those of you who like to browse).
At present, I'm a working yet unpublished writer. If anything here raises an eyebrow or a smile, please feel free to toss a coin or two my way so that I can keep doing it.
Don't tell anyone what you wish for, though. The next knock on the door could be for you. Hide, now. Be quick.